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I got laid last night, and the Habs are in first place

March 24, 2008

So I was fucking exhausted all of day from fucking all of last night. I’ve got virtually no skills when it comes to pleasing a woman, so in a moment of inspiration I decided we should try to fuck in the shower. Suffice it to say, that did not go smoothly. It seemed like a really good idea at the time, but the angles and stuff just did not work out.

I don’t think I even got any credit for trying, although the blowjob afterwards was quite exquisite. If anyone has any suggestions on how to maxmize shower sex enjoyment I’m listening.

The Habs

The habs beat the pathetic Bruins again for their 11th straight victory over the B’s. I and every other Habs fan on the planet is praying that we get to play them in the first round.

The Habs were ok with Komisarek, at least for one night. Kostopoulos was sporting a nice shiner from his fight the other night, and Michael Ryder threw the hit of the night.Bouilon continues to bring nothing to the table, (it’s not that he’s bad, but his insistence on skating with the puck instead of head-manning it or making an outlet pass kills the forwards chance of creating scoring chance every time. Combine that with the fact that he doesn’t seem to understand that in order for a pass to actually work, your teammate has to be aware that you’re actually passing them the puck, and his inability to clear anyone out in front of the net, and you have a pretty ineffective D-man.

Price, who i’m trying very hard to love, was making me nervous all night. He made some great saves. He’s going to be a good goalie in this league for years to come. What bother me is that he has the potential to be a GREAT goalie, if he were to just stop making some very simple mistake.

The wraparound goal by Savard was a clear example of this. He went down too early and then instead of just sliding over to cover the far side, he tried to stand up before sliding over. Result = goal!

Like I said, he’s only 20 years old, he’s going to be good, he clearly has insane amounts of talent, but I still think that at this moment Halak is further along in his development.

Epilogue

Its been a pretty quiet weekend. I’ve been busy with work/school stuff, so not much to bitch about at the moment. I’m sure something inane will happen shortly that will drive me crazy though.

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